AQUARIUS (JAN 20 - FEB 18) 

Ignorance is bliss: that's why you should not check your bank account until payday, Aquarius. 

PISCES (FEB 19- MAR 20) 

Sharing is caring, unless you have Covid.

ARIES (MAR 21- APR 19) 

It's especially important to wear knickers this week, Aries. Clean ones, preferably. 

TAURUS (APR 20- MAY 20) 

You might feel a strong connection to your root this week, Taurus. It might be time to visit the hairdressers?

GEMINI (MAY 21- JUN 21) 

This week, an attention seeking move will result in everyone rolling their eyes. Just another day in the life of a Gemini, no? 

CANCER (JUN 22 - JUL  22) 

It's time to assess whether it's acceptable to be THAT excited about a Gossip Girl reboot at your big age. 

LEO (JUL 23 - AUG 22) 

Time to plan for your future. Have you thought of botox? Retinol? 

VIRGO (AUG 23- SEPT 22) 

Now that we're in Virgo season, please remember that it is unacceptable to arrange your own surprise party.

LIBRA (SEPT 23- OCT 22) 

You know what's a really good shout? Checking up on your ex. That has never ended badly. 

SCORPIO (OCT 23-NOV 22) 

How can you be bored when you can binge all of Gossip Girl (again)l on iPlayer?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 - DEC 21) 

There's a lot of bad decisions you can make but you know what is never a bad decision? Adopting a dog.

CAPRICORN  (DEC 22- JAN 19) 

Some surprising news regarding money will arrive this week. Unless the fact that you have no money is not a surprise to you.